Saturday, 5 June 2010

just before the midnight

Photobucket(via odinindustries)permetdefuir: obsessee: decolletes:(via tryphena)(via hellandmilk-, spiracles)wahnbriefe: letsfuckinmybeddactylographie: aboutyourdress: creddirtyfurcoat | lessthancateunicornden: depressingly-awesome: (via watchmevanish)PhotobucketPhotobucketPhotobucketI wish I had the courage to get my hair dyed that color ^ when I go to have it done tomorrow. Someday maybe. But for now I’ll just get it a shade or two lighter blonde.tomorrowsparties | dactylographie | thesophisticat | letsfuckinmybed | lavictoire1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10iamnocturnal:(by Sofia Ajram)ohtheglamour:(via definefashion, freshe)(via iluvskinnybitches)(via iwantyourleatherstuddedkiss)depressingly-awesome: cursedkisses:(via watchmevanish)walkingdreams: (via miovillosecreto)permetdefuir: lovelybluepony: frogsandcrowns: llllegal: Françoise Hardypermetdefuir: trompe-loeil: (via decolletes)(via graciecole, splitpeavintageblog)PhotobucketPhotobucketPhotobucketPhotobucket(via swampgirl, theflowersofromance)(via hoanbee, scarymansion)(via sexanddrugs, mollysoda)iwantacigarette: daysofthesame:(via neonvillage)smokingissexy: Christy Turlingtonnastygall: merryhussel: (via rc7)(via arilovescouture)(via arilovescouture)(via mikevazzovski)(via drencrome)Ladies and gentleman, bitches ‘n’ butches, it’s time for the hip report #8. Are you ready? ARE. YOU. RRRRREADY? Then, for the the millions watching around the world… ladies and gentlemen… (dramatic pause) LLLLLET’S GET READY TO RUMMMMBBBBLE! Lissy Trullie Is A Vampire About three things I am absolutely positive. First, Lissy Trullie is a vampire. Second, there is a part of her- and I don’t know how dominant that part might be - that thirsts for my blood. And third, I am unconditionally and irrevocably in love with her, this blog http://fuckyeahlissytrullie.tumblr.com/ and her new song: Pretty Good Dance Moves - Bad Habits (feat. Lissy Trullie) by SerpicoJones There Is Hope We are living in a cruel world where people shut down lesbian series and write the worst possible endings for them. In a world where Jennys and Shanes fuck each other. In a world where people assure us to air “Lip Service” in Spring 2010 and end up airing it in Autumn. In a world where people create “The Real L-World Los Angeles”. In a world where people refuse to make a third season for “Sugar Rush”. In a world where entire casts are replaced after every second season. Enough reasons to commit suicide, but listen chicas and muchachos: There is hope! I can see a light at the end of the tunnel: Girl/Girl Scene is a brand new series about the lifes of six pink taco lovers. Maybe it’s not the best acting, maybe the story is predictable, but in tough times like this, we have to clutch at every straw. Therefore visit: http://www.girlgirlscene.com/ and watch the first episode: Orgasms are a social construct! Gender is a socia…yeah I’m so not commenting on gender identity, because I’m not capable of participating in any conversation, which requires an IQ over 32. I disgress. ANWAY, my newest discovery: Liberal Art Girl’s Twatter! ——> http://twitter.com/liberalartsgirl <—— If you like “Confessions Of A Hipster”, I’m certain, you will enjoy Liberal Art Girl as well. Here a few of her twats: + Orgasms are a social construct! + I’m only a lesbian on Tuesdays. + I just feel like I understand “Precious” on a deeper level than you do. + Why not The Vagina DIA-logues? + Where’s my ukulele?!. + Writing is my therapy. + Where’s my moleskin!?! + I’m not from LA, but I know everyone from LA. + I need you to be more inclusive. + Oh, my boyfriend’s boyfriend is DJing that pre-show-after-party! + The book was better. Peggy Sue I think this band is schizophrenic, as they seem to have many personalities: Peggy Sue and the Pirates, Peggy Sue and the Pictures and now Peggy Sue. BUT, that’s a good thing, as psychic instabil people are known to write better songs. Also, they are from Brighton, which is known for having a large population of gay people, at least that’s what Wikipedia tells me, so chances are good, they are gay as fuck. I’m just sayin’. Peggy Sue: A Body Of Work by brilliantlydifferent Street Boners READ BOOKS NOT BLOGS! Especially not my pseudo-intellectual lyrical outpourings. That’s why, you should stop reading here, run to the next book shop and steal this sexy book by Gavin Mcinnes! D o I really need to tell you why this book is the sex?! LOOK AT THIS FUCKING COVER! It says Vice Magazine, hipster fashion jokes and Chloe Sevigny. If that doesn’t convince you, unfollow this blog and never come back bitch! http://www.amazon.com/Street-Boners-Hipster-Fashion-Jokes/dp/0446546356 Lady Boners First of all, I can’t believe Rihanna doesn’t know what “te amo” means. HELLOOOO never heard of Google Translate?! I said Te Amo, wish somebody tell me what she said Don’t it mean I love you Think it means I love you Don’t it mean I love you Yes, for fucks sake, it means “I love you”! Rihanna has a new video for her song “te amo”, the lyrics are so melodramatic, I chocked over my food, while reading this: + I hold her hand, I got no choice, uuuuuuuhh (I eat her out, I got no choice mmmmmmh) + She’s scared to breathe (Well, maybe she just has fucking asthma) + I hear the pain in her voice + My soul hears her cry (Wow that’s really deep) + That’s when I saw it in her eyes it’s over Aaaawww nooooo it’s over aawww… Seriously, you don’t have to be Shakespear or Romeo Madley Croft to write better lyrics than that. Don’t get me wrong, I like Rihanna. However, my interpretation of the song is: A girl tells Rihanna that she loves her, but Rihanna is all like: “Yea it’s cool girl, I get it, but I don’t letcha touch my boobies, cause I’m not into that kinda shit.” (Listen we can dance, But you gotta watch your hand…I feel the love, but I don’t feel that way) So, You Want To Get Laid, Huh ? This one time, at band camp…Sam Ronson and I had an eloquent conversation: Sam: “So, you want to get laid, huh?” Kornelia: “Uh-huh.” Sam: “The easiest way to get laid is by becoming a Djane, da chicks like that shit.” Kornelia: “Watcha saying?! Yer sure about that, sister?” Sam: “Uh-huh.” God damn it, I should have listened to her: SamRo revealed this big secret to me and I feel obliged to share this with you. So, in order to become the fucking fuck king, you should check this site to get some inspiration ——-> http://fuckyeahgirldjs.tumblr.com/ <-——- and this video as well: Jollygood Is The New Hollywood Grunge is dead? Bitch, say what? Those girls were grunge, even before Kurt Cobain knew how teen spirits smelled. Okay, actually their music is more like Garage and Indie, indeed. It reminds me of Kurt, though. Jolly Goods are from Germany, young, loud and the next hot shit! So, y’all better check their Myspace page!!!! By the way, the caption makes no sense. http://www.myspace.com/jollygoods Fear Lanphear! 1, 2 Kate is coming for you, 3 to the 4, better lock your door, 5, 6 SUCK MY DICK and check this shit: http://fearlanphear.blogspot.com/ Well, this blog hasn’t been updated since January… FearLanphear.tumblr.com, anyone??? C.I.A, I C Ya Later! M.I.A, da ginger killer, disses C.I.A. Just in case you didn’t know, the C.I.A is the governmental agency of the U.S.A and is contrary to popular belief, not short for Central Intelligence Agency, but Criminals In Action. However, M.I.A claims they have invented Fuckbook and Google. Anybody who is called the government is right. And anybody who isn’t called the government is not right… And you know, all governments are connected to Google, and all governments can shift their search engines so only what they want you to see comes up… I want kids to be aware of this digital circumstance… Everyone on the Internet is like, “Oh my God, come and join Facebook!” They’re all so optimistic… and really, everyone is fucking you up behind the screens. And I don’t like that. It makes it difficult for me to interact with my fans knowing that. Google and Facebook were developed by the CIA, and when you’re on there, you have to know that. I’m Like Hot Chick That You Can’t Even Touch Who’s Kesha? Uff is bangin’, Uff is bangin’, Feadz is bangin’! Uffie’s new album finally LEAKED! And it’s A-M-A-Z-I-N-G! I have to admit, I don’t really like her singing, but the rest is awesome. My all time favorite lines: + All you got is your mom bringing your fucking cookies to your computer. + Oh please excuse me bitch, but I fuck all you wannabees! + Yes, I’m like hot chick, that you can’t even touch, I’m like those cold ass bitches and I ain’t ready to suck. + I just do my thing tight and I don’t care about hypes. So, run back to your computer, your mum, and your crack pipe. God I love her “punchlines” and the arrogant and hedonistic attitude in her lyrics = Fucking idol!!! This Is England: The Series Best news this week: “This is England 86” is the new and final (probably) title for the series. Me and Jack Thorn have just put the final touches to the 4 scripts and I am now proud to say that it is finally finished. Channel 4 have greenlit it, though there are still a few minor details to sort out and we look set to shoot at the end of March, beginning of April. To be broadcast later in the year on C4!-shanemeadows http://www.independent.co.uk/news/media/tv-radio/this-is-england-sequel-heads-channel-4-drama-revamp-1777469.html Look at those fucking haircuts and Fred Perry Polos: Trixie Whitley and Black Dub Baaaaaaaaaaaaaanggggggggggginnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn’ BOOOOM! FIREWORKS! Best music discovery this week. Fuck Yeah Kate Moross Thelma made my wet dreams come true. ————> http://fuckyeahkatemoross.tumblr.com <—————- IT’S ALIVE! IT’S ALIVE! Curve Magazine Curve Mag is going to make a fashion issue in September, featuring Kim Stolz and those sexy American Apparel tees. Looks promising, doesn’t it? The Finest Girls From Tumblr This blog gives me such a wetty: http://thefinestgirlsfromtumblr.tumblr.com/ My faves: Nena Nena is a 17 year old girl from Germany, with a really beautiful blog and I’m not just sayin’ that. If you like romantic pictures, art, fashion, Paris and girlsgirlsgirls, then I’m sure you’ll enjoy her blog as much as I do: ——-> http://297.tumblr.com/ <———— Shameless Self-Promotion As some of you may already know, I’m the founder of this shit: http://fuckyeahthexx.tumblr.com/ and I gave it away to a kid called XXJENIXX, because I’ve neglected it and she seemed to be a very dedicated fan = perfect replacement. Guess what, I was wrong…so so wrong. After a while she started posting pictures of herself, other personal bullshit and boring articles = absolute embarrassment. I was really fucking pissed. Yesterday Hipster Runoff has made fun of her. Read it here. “Y’all were great on Fallon”…god I can’t believe this shit. Okay, enough cyberbullying haha This is my new baby, dedicated to the best band in the world: ——> http://thexx.tumblr.com <——- I’ve launched it today, so it’s pretty empty right now…that will change. Pitchfork Other blogs, which gave me a wetty this week: http://freshvodkalatte.blogspot.com/ http://everyonelovesfashion.blogspot.com/ http://www.loftinsoho.com/ http://lesmokingimage.blogspot.com/ http://jerievan.blogspot.com/ Also: Anna Sinfield a musician: http://www.myspace.com/annasinfield Joanne Peacock a gay fashion designer and illustrator from London: http://www.joannepeacock.com/ One More Thing Finished reading? Great! Now go to the kitchen and make me a fucking Sandwich!<3smokingissexy: Esther Canadasdaysofthesame:(via neonvillage)purple-diary: The Dead Weather by Philip Andelman Click to see more pictures(via bcardoso via 4-20 via itdied)ohcardigan:(via hipsterdykes)How To Loose Weigh + Vodka, cigarettes, cocaine, speed, crack, heroin. + Dance the whole night in your bedroom in the dark to minimal techno + Sleep a lot (around 15 hours a day) and you won’t have that much time left to eat + Be really poor- you can’t afford food and don’t have enough money for bus and train tickets and have to walk all the time + Become a slut- sleeping around kills off the nasty calories, pub fights, running away from the police + What about an addiction like masturbating. ”Who needs food? I can masturbate.” or maybe computer games, eating disorders, starving yourself and making yourself throw up until you look h o r r i b l e but skinny, yes yes yes. Who needs teeth and hair and an oesophagus anyway? + or try to exercise at least three times a week, walk more, walk and cycle to work, friends etc. instead of taking your car, train bus etc., eat healthy food etc. It’s not the end of the world if you occasionally eat fast food, crisps or chocolate but don’t eat it every day if you can’t resist in general. Good luck. Read More297: (via trashionbitches)fuckyeahmodelhomme:uberhaupt: noma han | contributing editor | ph. phil knott(via likeneelyohara)jhuanithodrogas:sugaronastick:androphilia:theories-of:Ray Johnson, James Dean, Lucky Strike, 1957, Collage on cardboard panel(via fuckyeahfrejabeha)girlsmoke: Submitted by: seriouslysg(via hipsterdykes)donotsmoke: (via s9ason)Submitted by: justsouthwestofcobblehilliwantacigarette: skindrips:littlegirls:(via vintagelolita)donotsmoke: (via rebelqueen-)malloreigh: laughandlive:crooksandqueens:(via young-n-reckless)cigarettesmokers: depressingly-awesome: cursedkisses:(via watchmevanish)(via cigarettesmokers)iwantacigarette: gills:(via: andgreenmyeyes, fedbybirds)PhotobucketPhotobucketPhotobucketPhotobucket(via depressingly-awesome)depressingly-awesome: (via jakima)


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